¡Santas traducciones mal hechas, Batman!

Si yo me dedicara a manufacturar y vender productos piratas, creo que le dedicaría el suficiente tiempo y esfuerzo para que se viera como producto original, aunque sea de lejos.

Pero esto… no me jodas…

Después del salto, la verdadera historia de Spiderman, con una traducción que es tan mala, pero tan mala, que se vuelve buena:

¿Muy borroso? Aquí está lo que dice (y no lo voy a traducir, porque de otra forma de perdería la mágia):

When being a child, Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly, so affected his strong desire of revenging his parents. However, God had never given him the chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Rays Al Ghui, the chief of ninja group, Bruce comes to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled will various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa, in which the equipments turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask, Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere, such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponents quite familiar with him…

Así es: Bruce Wayne no se convirtió en Batman, si no en Spiderman.

¡A LA VERG@, BATMAN SPIDERMAN!

Fuente [Unreality]